End of the School Year

You know it's the end of the school year when:

• it takes you 30 minutes to drag yourself out of bed to go to class
• your girlfriend misses you so much, she is happy just to get an opportunity to talk to you via instant messenger
• you remember enjoying the nice weather during spring break through a window because you were stuck in the library doing research
  
• it is still snowing, but at least you can find your car
• the police were called in for a domestic disturbance last night when neighbors heard you fighting with your compiler code
• you were happy the police were called in because your code was kicking your butt
• you spend your morning writing a blog rather than doing homework because you are still not on talking terms with your code
• you speak of your code in terms of a bad relationship with a spouse
• you have finally recovered from straining a muscle playing drums on Rock Band because you did not have the time to play in three months
• Duke failed to make the Elite 8 again despite always being in the dance
• your professor gives a lecture on the military aspects of the Assyrian Empire and The Illiad comes to mind instead of Call of Duty 4